A NOUNCEMENT
I am really the Nantucket limericks writer, and whatever my real name is is only my nom de plume. Here's one of my more popular limericks:
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,
"If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
While wiping his chin,
He said with a grin,
"If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."
posted by Yasmean at 12:34 am
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MUSIC HAS LOST IT'S POWER
SO HAS VISUAL ART
SO HAS PROSE
NOW IT IS THE SOLE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE WRITERS OF LIMERICKS TO DESCRIBE THE HUMAN CONDITION.
I loved you-
even now I may confess
Some embers of my love their fire retain
But do not let it cause you more distress-
I do not want to sadden you again.
Hopeless and tongue-tied, yet, I loved you dearly
With pangs the jealous the timid know
So tenderly I loved you, so sincerely,
I pray God grant another love you so.
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